The Jazz band has been practising at lunch times and after school to play at various schools and colleges. Lou Rossini conducts the band and teaches the saxophone, piano, flute and tenor sax players. The band will be playing at the performing arts. Some band members will also be playing solos. A reminder to all instrumental students: All lessons will be held tomorrow, apart from the singers who will not be having their lesson tomorrow. .... Sam

It's a bit quiet on the Performing Arts scene at DVC at the moment so enjoy this optical illusion. ....... Georgia

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  Take your soduku skills for a spin.                      ....... Rohan

  

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  Crazy Patients

  A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself" Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"